A guarantee can be a clear indicator of the performer's level of professionalism, dedication and confidence.  A guarantee can also help to ease the anxieties you may have about hiring someone to entertain your children, students, friends, or colleagues.

The 100%, Iron Clad, No-Questions-Asked,
Like-It-Or-Lump-It, Money Back Guarantee!

If you don't like it, I'll take the lumps ... and refund the entire price of your show, no questions asked!

In other words, I want you, my client, to be satisfied with what you're paying for.  You're laying out a lot of money for entertainment – I know that.  I know that's how I'd feel if I were hiring an entertainer for an event of my own.

The bottom line is:  I want you to be pleased with my serivce, my show, and me, too.  If you're not, for whatever reason, please just let me know and I'll be happy to refund every dime you paid.